I’m Doug Woos, and this is my website

That was the introductory sentence of my first website, which my parents and I created when I was six and which was given the title “Douglas’s Detective Agency.” It advertised my sleuthing services to potential clients with the kind of florid prose you might expect. And while no one came to my door looking for a hard-boiled private eye to solve the murder of their estranged spouse—hell, they didn’t even email me—I did end up listed in several dubious online registries purporting to catalog detective agencies in the Midwest (I grew up in Vermont).

The point being, if you’re looking for a gumshoe in Michigan I probably can’t help you.

Acknowledgments

This site:

• is generated by Jekyll
• uses web-friendly versions of Computer Modern created by Christian Perfect
• uses the html5 boilerplate
• is hosted on Digital Ocean
• is hopefully insulated from large traffic spikes by Cloudflare

About the site

Except where otherwise indicated, everything is owned by me, Doug Woos. All of the content is CC BY-SA.